Drama at 30,000 feet

Drama at 30,000 feet
I am writing this from 30,000 feet about sea level... mainly for dramatic effect. Let's face it, it's been ages since I've written a blog entry and I figured I needed a dramatic opening to really grab the attention. I was considering avoiding mentioning the fact I was even on a plane, to give the impression I was blogging while sky diving to give this the much needed air of edgy excitement. I appreciate you, the internet voyeur, are only ever a click away from porn, and so this blog has to achieve a level of jaw-dropping entertainment that would have made the Barnham Brothers kick the seal boy in despair.
I'm currently flying to the U S of A with my lovely lady Elaine for a much deserved holiday. The avid reader (i.e. Helen) will note that I only ever get stuck into my blogging while out of the country. The reasons for this are simple, firstly life in Leamington Spa is lovely and I'm very happy and frankly, who wants to hear about that? In a few hours however I land in Vegas, I'm staying in a hotel holding a medical suppliers convention which I shall attempt to crash, now that's entertainment! A whole country full of Americans, if I can't find something to take the piss out of each day – I may well throw myself out of a plane at 20,000 feet.
So there you go, brace yourself for a fat man making fat jokes at the expense of people who are for once fatter than him!